7. Really corny pick up lines (I mean really, how stupid do you think I am)
6. Not being able to get to the 'I'm checking you' phase to the 'ok, let's move past this' phase
5. Not being 'macho'
4. Being too 'macho' (Hey, it's my mind, I am allowed to change it)
3. Thinking I was created to serve them
2. Thinking I am little more than an incubator
1. Inability to be monogamous (and worse, lying about it/Easter is over, so no more bun)